Nipple With Pus

2010-01-03T01:39:00.001+08:00

NOOOOO :(
39 days have passed so fast.

i will miss you :(

2009-10-17T10:55:00.001+08:00

hello bed.
hello clean bathroom.
hello roasted pork.
COME TO ME!

2009-09-19T02:59:00.002+08:00

it's been ages.
:)
i came across this video at michelle's blog.

i figured i'll share with you guys.
-
you couldnt get any possibly more gay that these guys.

Some great shows caught recently! like

GIjoe - (which is like what singapore should do, give us all super suits like theirs.) haha.Then maybe army would rock (:

Orphan - Esther shall now always instill fear into me. hahaha. Thrilling and funny at times :)

The ugly truth - true about all guys, in our eyes is just the tits and ass. It'll probably inspire all girls to lose weight after watching this show. haha

Time traveller's wife - chick flick, incontrollable time travel, naked man in bushes, baby keeps disappearing from womb, end.

i want to catch the Inglourious Basterds though :) heard its good.

soon.
toodles noodles.

2009-07-28T20:27:00.002+08:00

As many of you know the ..
ONE DOLLAR SONG :)
aunty uncle pangggg wo mai tissueeeeeee paper HAO MAH!?

listen to it!

http://www.myspace.com/floodlights1

Thanks to Glenn Ng (:
awesome funny memories brought back.

2009-07-14T21:41:00.000+08:00

The force is strong in me. haha

so sign up now to be my apprentice! at www.beweiwen'sapprenticeandlearnthewaysoftheforce.com

haha

2009-07-02T00:58:00.003+08:00

1st July (:
miracles happened. words i can't comprehend
special day of merger. 1030pm
.
guess whos back.
back again.
bla la da da da da da da , bla la da da da da.
yay thanks for gifts :) :) :) :) :)

je-nn-yso-p-hi-an

BUNIVEY!!! 2-2-2

2009-06-28T14:34:00.001+08:00

i came across this in facebook.

yes hello

i would watch that.

if only it was true.

haha.

2009-06-22T20:41:00.002+08:00

introducing KENNY VS SPENNY on youtube :)
two guys, filming a live series of nonsensical competitions.
like who can bone more women
who can gain the most weight
who can stand the longest
who can stay naked the longest
who can piss off more people
who can earn the most money
who has the biggest balls
(: and many many more.

kenny (the fatter one) , always cheats, witty, but is way smarter than spenny
spenny , has more diginity, values and principles.
.
quite funny to watch.
posting one, who can bone the most women.

there are 3 parts. this is just part one. heh

2009-06-14T18:20:00.009+08:00

Such. Greetings.

it has no doubt, been at least a month's since my last blog entry.
i daresay in the beginning of my post-graduation, it's been a holiday so filled with activities.
meetups,catchups,outings,madness.
i dont think i was home most of the time.
Yet, this month holds my most memorable experience of all,
which shall now reside in my mind and body, and i reckon till the end of my days.

June 8th 2009.
my 21st birthday.
the signified age and start of adulthood.
i visoned my birthday at first to have such madness parties, celebrations in groups, clubs, pokerpokerpoker, wet t-shirt contests and whathaveyou.
yet i spent it all in a different special way.
and now i feel, that the tide has turned of what is to become, a series of forunate events.
as my friend tim would say, [who shall enter NS tomorrow (goodluck)] "such fortune".

yes indeed, thank god :)

PS: i have hereby also announced the long end of my poker$$$ days.
i've played enough. and i've earned enough.
i have invested so much more money than i possibly imagined i would,
and henceforth, its about time i retire from this very(x99) fun game.

PPS: thanks to many of you and your birthday wishes :)

PPPS: i love you like a fat kid loves cake, jenny sophian :))))
yeah but, oh well i suppose for me it would be, yakuneggs; roastedpork; charsiew; steak; lanachocolatecake; muahchee; chocolatemilk; b&jicecream, etc.
(and also im not fat. heh).

2009-05-13T02:32:00.001+08:00

fellow hep member joel found this.
hilarious.

imagine what they'll do to themselves if they lose a battle.
:)

2009-05-01T01:25:00.005+08:00

ah, the graduate holidays.
people working hard part time to attain a solid income, and what about me?

work? for extra cash? no.
not that i need more $ to survive or purchase anything.
and if i did, i probably wont be able to even spend my earnings.

but ohla! there's a job that caught my eye.
so what's my job gonna be?
poker.
in facebook.

getting paid to play poker with my computer in the comfort of my own home.
and clock in those hours per day.
just play and play, and i'm advertising it.
-
yes. indeed.
possibly the best job you could have.
actually i wouldnt consider this a job, i call it free money instead.
does it pwnzxomgwtfbbq or what?

woo woo. can't wait :)

2009-04-25T00:30:00.008+08:00

Recent Activities:
#1 Paintball.
FUN. with the class.
i didnt get shot though, i think the next time we're gonna set the rule you cant hide behind the barriers or something. haha. IF you dont know what paintball is, these pics will tell you :)

and today :D

yay.

ck watch! :)

thank you fatty pancakes!!!! :) 222

PS: heard everyone's getting their enlistment letter already.

time's ticking away!

2009-04-18T10:30:00.003+08:00

CLOSED FOR RENOVATION.

or at least till i can summon the primary body power to re-do a new template
or not sleep from 10am-6pm constantly
or have a sudden attainment of enlightenment
or have a vision of my future blog skin in my dreams

2009-03-13T00:01:00.002+08:00

can you feel the fats tonight.

RESULTS ARE OUT.
i will soon have to waste 1 year 10 months of my lifetime.
i plan to do as much crazy things as i can during this duration.

2009-02-26T06:06:00.010+08:00

VDAY pictures :)

(the not so ordinary thing to do on that day)

MINI-GOLF CHALLENGE.

with jenny (j)

Entrance

It's pretty cool, they have 18 golf holes, that shows different parts of Singapore :)

like expo, hawkers, airport, temples, sentosa, etc.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

Heh, working to a JIZZ

----------------------------

THE SCORECARD

who won? WW : J

MUAHAHAHHA

yay (+18)

please don't kill me k.

us. :)))

with the new polarize function in iphone. NICAASH!

heh.

i'm just kidding la :):)

poker!

i'm reaching $$1,000,000

i can smell it.

it's so near. yessssssssss

COME.

JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-21T00:40:00.002+08:00

1 down!
just one more left on monday :)
hope MA won't be as bad as i hoped!!

read read read read read read read my poker face.
nah you cant.
.
i feel changed for tomorrow now.
.

PS: anddddd where are you my scatty queen! the scat king calls for the meet up! asap! so much to update and say!!

2009-02-13T12:43:00.004+08:00

WINNINGS : + $197.
it's not too bad i must say.
heart racing banluck. (poor edwin, bankrupt and in debt)
more more.
i crave more...............................................................
.......
........
.........
...........
............
Valentine's here! (:
1.secret location
2.suprise suprise
3.the mini golf challenge. (haha something new)
4.cable car sky dinner

2009-02-12T02:51:00.004+08:00

SO ENDS THE LAST DAY OF TUTORIAL.
black and white themed.
pictures many :)
memorable quote : "wah i really couldn't smile." LOL.
it all made sense later on.
YA-KUN time at 6pm!
addicted to the eggs and toast (:
angel and esther enjoyed too, and as time flew by, it was 9pm.
remarkable indeeed, these topics that never seem to die nor grow old.

TMR!
last day of school :)
our last MA lecture.
then onward to JENNY'S HOUSE!
for major banluck, horse racing, taitee, and poker.
-
do you love it?
that adreline rush of cash and chance.
that gambling sensation.
-
eg: if you place $100 on the table to bet for banluck.
you heart races even when the cards is being dealed.
you nervous reach for the 2 cards.
you take it, you flip it to your eyes!
and behold! you open an A.
your hands not concentrate on the 2nd card, and you slowly move the first card aside.
AND YOU SEE A PICTURE CARD.

-you know the reward = $200.
would you scream? shout? words escape you?
i know what i did.
it wasn't english nor understandable.
and it was goooooooooooooooooooood.

bring it on, TOMORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROW.
21.

2009-02-05T02:25:00.003+08:00

noted : observation.

豹mei you bian SE.
when right, gloat and quote to all possible associates.
at fault, say its only human to make mistakes.

2009-02-02T03:13:00.003+08:00

MONEY COUNT PROFIT TO DATE: $418
talk about crap luck.

how to reach my goal :(
banluck $200 one hand lets go!
double my winnings or break-even.
i have till next monday.

nice songs :)
-from movie augest rush

classics to :)
Peter Frampton - Baby i love your way

2009-01-31T11:24:00.008+08:00

POKER CHIPS BOUGHT.

POKER TABLE BOUGHT.

are you ready!?

i'm game.

and the moment you've been waiting for!

which i am delaying and upholding the suspense by typing this sentence.

it's PICTURE TIME!
GOT PIC? ASL? I COME SEE YOU NOW NOW WE HAVE SEXY TIME.

CNY Poker/Gambling Sessions attended : 3
FRIDAY' AT JENNYS.

the mahjong side-

the poker side-

(jin min deciding if he should raise the stakes.)

-note : if won, possible chance of recieving sponsored of 1 month's GNC
-note : winson just sitting there with oranges.

you cant try to act any cooler than that.
note- he's secretly flexing under his shirt.

the food side-

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight............

... baoberr taking a picture in font of the mirror.
note : resulting in unclear vison caused by the flash. - but blatantly still loving this picture to upload on facebook.

adapted from Batman : The Dark Knight scene

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
-----------
in puisauw's situation adaptation : Because some women arent' looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, gambled, class outings/movies or neogtiated with. Some women just want to watch the world ......... at olympics.

thus. while everyone's gambling. she's away.

the funniest gamblers.

and largest losses.

END- of pictures session 1 :)

2009-01-27T17:18:00.004+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
on this jovial occasion,
i find myself addicted to GAMBLING
every CNY, every year.
i dont know how this rowdy, rebellious, rambunctious, incorrigible, HORNY behvaiour started.
it's an urge.
and I YIELD!
and it feels goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
haha.

my profit aim - $1000.
only twice the amount from what i won through gambling last year.
:)
bring on the blackjack and poker.
hit me.
HIT ME.
HITTTTTTTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
SPANK ME.
yeah.
you know you want to.

funny old classics for you guys!
tickle me EMO!
:)

2009-01-19T21:29:00.004+08:00

I αγάπη вы, my (: !!

too busy to blog!
and wayyyyyy too tired.
the tests everyweek, the assignments/project meetings.
the mon-to-thurs everyday gym with jm.
indeed, the most rushed sem :)
i'll blog more when im free from the torture.
-
but of course, i would leave you some entertainment.

For your entertainment.
FROM SPIDERMAN-
is that his web spray OR....... J _ Z Z

For your pleasure.

JIZZ

For your emo-hate humour:

spot him. (they always try to camouflage among people)

2009-01-01T16:30:00.012+08:00

RETURNED.
What a way to start the new year :)
the best countdown at around church- space jam - journey to the west - walkie talkie-westcoast park - cemetry visiting - test driving - macs - 7am home!

fun at school with JM in class.
before countdown.

okay.
i'll show you some photos!
- about 2am, i met with the school classmates for an outing since everyone was pretty much free at that time. hahah.
and it was a great turnout.

People that went : This time instead! our group (+ 1)
puisauw had to meet some gym people in her dreams.
tsk.

i'll show you photos for the park scene!
this park is WAY WAY WAY X9291389218392839872195 times cooler than pasir boring ris park.
:)
you guys should see.
sorry dont have photos of all the funny concept slides and stuff!
we were too busy having fun. hahahah

outside the CEMETRYYYYY

ah. 2009
just 3 more years to end of the world. (supposely HAHA)
reflecting on 2008, and boy it has passed really fast.
but then again, time always has.

since everyone goes , i'll always rememebr this and this blah blah.
i'll try it out.

lets see, i'll always remember :
the break- ...
the chalets-lanlanlanlanlanlan
the polite-murdermurdersrilankankillmyfriendhahaha
the internship-dannyserenedjabezprisauntycafesupervisorsreciptionist
the bomb experiments-mentosboomiceboomexplodeeeeeeeeechangiairway
the birthday-celebrationswiixboxtabletennis
the mambos-squareroomsummarrainlastchristmasnevergonnagiveyouup
the emo times- raaaaaaahhhhhdamnqueeeeeeeerskillthemstupidhepclubihuntthemdownmanjustgokillyourselfcan?dontalwaystalkaboutitbutneverdointheendhahahahantisocializedfromallfriendsultimatedenialwhenwrongor
rightanyhowbackstabswallowingthemselvesinselfpityassumptionsgalorenomotivationdepressed
SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HHHHHHHHzoukgotrivertojumpincorruptedviewonrightandwrongsupercalifragilisticexpialidocandthankgod
itsalloverandiwasntinfectedLOLalwaysactpitifulactinnocentactvictimisedactcutecontainsecrethatredaiyo
youwantmetogoonmyemosdesctiptionigofindPUBtopublishthisbookandmaybeiearnasmuchasadamkhoosellingthisbook
the thailand holiday- patpongcalulatortrannylandtutushoplikemadtillbackachethaimassage
the project adreline rush- entresipjournaletcetcs
the supper madness-commonlymilkteahkcafeatlatenights
the start of gym fitness era-lostalotalotalotofweightandgainingonthemuscles
the countdown :) -you all dont know one la.

surely there's alot more. haha.
but then again, it's never enough to complete!
haha
goodnight fellow jizzers.

2008-12-31T21:53:00.003+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR :)
2009 is here!
it falls on wednesday!
mambo night.

such memories.
16th ani!

LOL.
learn the moves for love in the first degree.
this is one queer guy.
haha. paperbag xxx.

2008-12-28T02:43:00.006+08:00

Christmas/Church/Boxing Day/Sentosa Cove :)
i'll let the pictures do the talking mainly.

CHRISTMAS AT HOME!
with crazy cousins.

guitar hero. ben - singer. - mad as well.

the LOWS!

Girl cousins, all looking - peaceful, nice, innocent.
however........

my bro.
my sis.

AT CHURCH(:
YEAH BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

sher and me

joan and me

me and the pimpy pink pants man-don

JENNY'S BBQ!

ibm people.

fanning the bbq, 2 months+ of gym.

jinmin-gym freak, 2 years+ of gym.

URGGGGGGG JIZZ IN MY PANTS .
i couldnt control.
ate a grape, saw your name, cash or credit, breeze in the window, alarm rang.

gamblers unite.

haha puisauw unglam pic.

:)

lol.

no thats not foam.
just use your IMAGINATION.

snow effects. hahaha

high amount of danduff on Jinmins hair !

closing :)

TODAY!
Sentosa Cove scouting!

national geographic! new!

end :)
tiring.
gym.
more. more. more.!!
:)

2008-12-22T00:17:00.005+08:00

BKK - photos!
only a few first. cause angel aka baober and jenny-indoqueen only the pics.
zaisheng faster. and send your shower cap one. HAHAH
-
the 9 ( 10 - 1 ), of us set out to BKK in hope of seeing some riots.
but sadly there were none.
darn.

elephant in the streets. HAHA

tree at central world!

MIRROR action.

girly.things......

??????????????

tut tuts!

angel and jenny!

cam whore-lings.

airport!

plane!

more photos soon !
group ( 7 - 1 )projects and meetings are beginning!
first one on wed already!

a 守株待兔的 queer.
yeah i use chinese.
i can use thai too.
KA-KUU-KA.
SA-SSUCCK-WAAA-DEEE-KOCK.

2008-12-21T03:12:00.003+08:00

BACK from BANGKOK safely.
no riots. (sadly)
lots of transexuals. (gladly)
shopping sprees. (madly)
a massive buy of?. (fred perry and berms)
and yet, it still aint enough (:

shouting at tut tuts and cab drivers that were always trying to con us.
a never ending mall of shops at cheap prices :(
thai massage - (erotic, fantasic)

MORE MORE MORE!
haha.
TERRIBLE loss of BLACKJACK, to indo gambling god.
something wrong with cards. (must be)

-PS: pictures will be up soon (:

2008-12-14T02:39:00.002+08:00

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

if you're emo and this doesnt cheer you up.
you are incurable.

ZOUK- yesterday.
madness and NOTHING to ruin the good old dancing till 4am style.
including sneaking in and ribena knocking and crazy 23 year old crasher girl and drunk people knocking each other, and puke on floor.
13th today - a special day.
16th soon - the day we leave of thailand, (if we can)
25th whee - its christmas
26th party - sherrie and jennys.

2008-12-09T23:57:00.004+08:00

BACK TO SCHOOL! (summary-version-cause-im-lazy-to-blog-as-usual-nowadays)
:)
1. a very nice suitable timetable for me.
2. tennis is suspended temp. due to midsems.
3. pretty cool teachers.
4. happy birthday to laoshi / joyce.
5. projects (sip,etc etc) - need to get started soon.
6. project groups formed - (followed the same as marketing), well almost.
HAHAHAHA LOL, i still cant believe i heard that.
7. wednesday add on exercise : swim days with jm, j, w

All's well :)
MOTO MOTO!

2008-11-28T00:37:00.004+08:00

THE END OF SIP is TODAY
!!!!
I have to buy something for my sups :)
i still need time. i'll mail them it or something.
hahahah.
oh man.

it's been a great internship at SIP :)
i've learned alot.
experienced alot.
my excellent sups and collegues have all treated me so nicely.
fantasic funny intern friends, tamil tigers, thai girl, floorball girl, small boy, i.t people, makeup girl, engin girl ! :)

and on the brighter side as well,
due to mass gaining of weight on first week of SIP
i started this diet to drop as much weight as i could when SIP ends.
and i'm proud to say i've reached my goal of my gym/losing weight.
:)
i lost 10-11 kgs during this sip, thanks to hard work exercise and eating healthy
so yay.

but it aint stopping here.
ha.

my last day tomorrow!
my last day of fun.
and its back to school.
back to waing up late!
-meeting friends!
-hearing phrases of act-yi-ge
-lots of internship experience gossips
-a world full of chinese
-back to running hunt-emo-people club
-back to trying to kill them
-tennis trainings
-project works
-outings :))

some photos in courtesy as taken from serene :)
more soon.

The Contender Live! China sales team people, Li Yi and Wayne. Comicals :)

Fire-drill in the morning with serene and others (missing). haha

fun at toyrus

arcade!

BYE NIGG.

2008-11-20T09:25:00.003+08:00

Danny, (my internship tamil tiger friend), said he found his Korean classmate guy, Ryan on youtube.

doreen laoshi, if you see this, watch! :)
the same ryan in your company.
haha

touch my booooooooooodddddddyyyyyyyyy!

2008-11-19T14:09:00.004+08:00

Internship at RWS
is coming to an end . . soon :)

A photo taking.

People missing : Yanfang, Weijing, Danny, Jabez.

yanfang wanted a place in the post.
so here is the girl, a.k.a super ah lian, a.k.a super smart 6z hwa chong grad.

and danny.
a.k.a tamil tiger alliance, basketballer, sri-lankan king crab.

and jabez, np guy -mass commer.

2008-11-18T08:55:00.001+08:00

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,T
ogether now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

(: okay.
geeky poem.

2008-11-16T23:22:00.005+08:00

Good morning, evening, afternoon, night.
:)

2 more weeks to the end of SIP.
Gymming is still continously.
Tennis the same as ever.
Major busy school period lies ahead.

Bring it and face the Nigger Wen!

2008-09-27T23:52:00.005+08:00

pics from failblog.org!

and my favourite :

thanks to my cousin ben!
read this failblog.org.
they have REALLY funny stuff. haha

this one made me laugh the most.
haha.
A to Z.
-microscopic.

2008-09-21T13:04:00.007+08:00

SUNDAY LAI LO!

what a week.

my SIP's first week was too carefree.

with self-initated research on the end of the world, B.C, A.D times, mysterious of the world, ghost caught on tape, aliens, prehistoric creatures, fortune telling, scientology and top 10 most queer religions. (i had this to amuse myself to keep me active).

but behold, 2nd week.

i was given a 2-week task to do.

but im glad. haha, the work load causes time to pass fast and before you know it, end of the day (((((((((((:

haha.

the weekend was here.

as usual, there's always something to do.

people wanna catch up with their SIP lives.

birthday celebrations. haha.

i had 3 events on saturday (:

BAOBERRRRRRRRR's birthday, mal's birthday, and maria's sendoff to UNITED STATES.

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY TO YOU 2222222222222.

my dear baober (angel)'s birthday was at astons.

ate till our fill.

poor laoshi doreen chan jie arrived late due to massive workload at chans brothers.

dont worry, we'll find time to call your extension line and chat! haha.

we'll visit baober pz and ps work's place soon too with jenny (:
later on, they hanged out more while i had to go for the other celebration.

mal and maria's was dinner at hogsbreadth cafe, forward by barqoue (a pubbish barrish club combo)

- not too big a dance floor, live band *(with singer being very "cross arms and slap ownself") - if you know what means. haha. drinks, they bought the 200 tequila bottle.

-no one was WASTED. THANKFULLY.

-no fainting, no vomiting, no crying, no attemption-of-suicide, no mourning, no death.

it was perfect. haha

afterwards. at 2am, a VISIT TO THE WILD SIDE OF TRANNYISLAND.

haha. i'm sure you people reading this have definately seen trannys at changi village.

but........... have you followed them?

a few unsuccessful ones, but we found the hidden areas.

-seen the mist and shadows moving in the car

-watched a girl come out with her skirt being ruffled up and panties exposed.

haha.

-a couple of them knew we were following them and they tried to find all ways to escape us.

hahaha what a night.

exhausted.

work starts tomorrow :)

fear not those people who have sucky jobs.

you only have a couple of months more. haha

TOODLES.

NOODLES.

bye (:

-pasta time.

2008-09-15T00:47:00.002+08:00

we're marching marching one by one hoora hoora.
onward men.
to sentosa!
i' suppose i'll be meeting even more interns tomorrow (:

so far - a cool sri-lankan, a floorball girl who knows about cars, a bubbly girl, and an ahlian that just got 6Zs as her result for her exams.

we'll find out more.

ohwell! time to gooooo!
a splendid weekend this has been. and till the next!
i cant waitttttttttttttttttttt.

2008-09-11T00:46:00.002+08:00

so begins the INTERNSHIP
and sentosa's growing on me (:

many job scopes for work.
tasks to do.
WHATS YOURS? :) ........... is it............... boring..............? haha

results are out better than expected!
so i rejoice rejoice x99999999999999999999999999
and i went to watch clone wars, and ate the FISH MARKET SEAFOOD PLATTER FOR TWO ALL FOR ME ONLY. haha (:

celebration.

blog soon again!

2008-09-06T01:15:00.001+08:00

i have returned from GENTING.

we got attacked by aliens in the mist.

im barely alive to blog.

my past is flashing before my eyes.

pictures soon! (:

2008-09-02T12:50:00.003+08:00

Roxanne says (12:45 PM):
Hi

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:45 PM):
hi
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:45 PM):
you are?

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:45 PM):
hey, A/S/L?:)

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:45 PM):
huh asl?
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:45 PM):
do i know you?

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:46 PM):
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
are you a bot
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
haha

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:46 PM):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAaH
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
OKAY LETS GO NAKED
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
FREAAAAAAKYYYYYYYY

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:46 PM):
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
i like to pour peanut butter all over my gentials
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:46 PM):
SHOW ME
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:47 PM):
IM AN EAGER BEAVER CRAVING FOR SOME WOOD
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:47 PM):
can we play tic tac toe too while webcamming? it will enhance the foreplay.

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:47 PM):
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janefun fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:48 PM):
how about you visit mine at http://www.weiwenaked.com/weiwenreallyfunandexcitingsoquicklytakeoffallyourclothes

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:48 PM):
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:48 PM):
ohhh i wouldnt dream of it. DONT mention me too. NO ONE must know im secretly a porn star agent

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:49 PM):
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:49 PM):
OKAY BYEBYE. THANKS for UPGRADING ME
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:49 PM):
i love you.......

roxannerarawa@hotmail.com says (12:49 PM):
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janefun

once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:49 PM):
you know i do...............
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:49 PM):
come on...
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:49 PM):
chat more.......
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:49 PM):
i put on my robe and wizard hat.
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:50 PM):
carress your vegatables.................
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:50 PM):
no response?
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:50 PM):
darn she left.
once bitten, twice shy, and thrice horny. says (12:50 PM):
stupid bot.

these people keep adding me on msn.
it just keeps getting better and better. haha.
bkk trip is postponed. and another resurfaces (:

PS: Happy Birthday MOM

2008-08-31T16:15:00.002+08:00

thailand trip may be postponed cause of the chaos they have over there!
haha. instead to dec

but more importantly, MORE NEWS.
can this be true?
hoho

2008-08-27T16:22:00.001+08:00

exams are over!
today is wed.
lets party.
till we get our results. haha

the opening of bottle bigs tonight!

2008-08-25T20:20:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF-SIEW-BAO-VIOLENT-LADY-THAT-LIKES-BUFF-MEN-AND-HAIRY-BEASTS!!!!!

suprise!

PS: i know this is not a nice picture of us. haha. dont slap me okay?

2008-08-24T04:33:00.005+08:00

BALA PEEE PA LA PA LA

im the scatttttttttttman.

crammings for MA.

i just came back from study.

i am a little worried for it. i dont have much time.

and about a week more to a shopping holiday madness.

i dont think i'll be blogging till end of exams!

so. . . . . . .

PEW PEW LASER.

PS : beware of bdsmers.

dress up in that blue policewoman uniform and spank me.

or we could play....doctor.

2008-08-13T21:20:00.008+08:00

arh bo
arh bo
arh bo
wa hor le teng-si, le jiak wa eh karqeng.

ni zhen de shi - shou zhu tai tu

CB test today, crammed and wrote as fast as i could :)

hopefully the examiner can read. HAHA

the questions were kinda based on the project.

fortunately for laoshi doreen and me - external. so it helped :))

HAHA.

meanwhile, i finally played tennis after so long.

it was a good de-stressing moment.
end sems examinations are coming!

prepare ourselves for war! gondor calls for aid.

let us travel to the great mount mordor and cast the ring back to the fiery depts from when it came!

the words roughly translated mean : One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

PS: just out of total randomness

i calculate that if i save $0.02 cents everyday. this is how much i could get in a year.

.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
much much later.

and inevitably increase my assets and owner's equity

here's a graph version.

yeah, getting rich.

2008-08-11T13:16:00.006+08:00

i'm outta time and all i've got is 4mins.

matrix spoof

spiderman spoof

lord of the rings spoof

some things that make laugh (:
madtv.
caution: if you (chinese people) cant understand western MOVIES or havent watched it. you wont have a clue about them. haha.
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2008-08-06T22:56:00.005+08:00

say. arent you the type that can see who's right or wrong?

apparently not.

you dillusional demented cockamamie casting vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage as most of you know, with mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, appearing vacant and vanished.

However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

relive your youth, age 13-16.
i dare you.

and what are you waiting for?
don't be afraid.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.

you're seriously twisted, V
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2008-08-05T00:13:00.009+08:00

test is over.
it was rushed.
handwriting was flawlessly unreadable.
dinner at im-sure-what-name- food court.
much anger, rage. fury was present- i'm being drawn to the dark side by Darth Vader.

presentation slides to prepare.

this is my sentiments to you exactly, deciever of the nations.
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2008-08-03T03:52:00.012+08:00

extreme fun events have passed.
extreme stressful tests have passed as well.

yay our presentations were pretty well.
good job everyone!

a fun role play, shouting, printing, thumbs up sign, acting crazy.

sorry to kathy for file abuse. hope not damaged. :(

anyway
i'm abit lazy to type it all out in detail.
so just enjoy the pictures!

main highlighted events:
Sherrie's madness house webcam.

tim's failure at doing an angry face. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

definition of queer is below:

Laoshi and Evon Outing.

i like the pics (:
mummy returns - sucks. laoshi was frightened.
prom night - all of us were frightened. laoshi the most.
funny meals served to us during the show. haha

Barker dudes back to life.

crazy as always.
fun as ever.

rich ass sean. and long hair julian. just simple supper at macs.
mega huge interesting playground behind.
mind you, this pawns pasir ris one.

sean's sports jaguar.
worth? 500k.
speed: very very fast.

random candid pics.

LOTS more were done. but they shall remain silent (: heh.

my day of fun (:
haha.

2008-07-27T01:48:00.001+08:00

TP BOYS - 3rd.
TP GIRLS - 1st.
(:
so ends my year 3 polite tournoment period. haha
many many fun pictures to post.
(: soon.

one last proj to do!

"act yi ke"
"hen suan eh"
"niao niao"
phrases i've heard over the past few days.
chinese - one word , 99 meanings.

well. you got what you wanted right.

2008-07-25T03:09:00.004+08:00

Volia!
the return of the "old school videos"
yes its blur!

video description:

may i proudly present!
THE LAST BREATH!
emmanuel lai - commonly know as last breath/quazzie modo/toxic tongue
is infamous for his breath.
a sniff, a swiff, a tiff, a smell - be it next to you or 10 meters away.
STAY CLEAR.
it will devour you.
above is a video of benjamin tan - who gets an attack of the last breath.
LOL.

our class called him that cause he would just go around "poofing" like, blowing birthday candles,
and anyone who smelt it will , sorta like faint. or suffocate.
oh yeah. his tongue is green.
i recalled his breath was so powerful, that he could breath into a school bag,
shut it with the zipper, and if the next person opened the bag.
he could smell it and faint.

needless to say, PE lessons he was invincible with the ball.

where is he now? TP. Engine School.
HAHA good memories (:

Video description:

although its as blur as the first one (: this video is about remedial in class.
yeah.
boy school.
we're not normal.
it was turned to a techno place.
with steven taye (pirated tay cause there's a "e" behind) leading the dance.
madness throughout.
lights on and off.
music blasting.
yeah. possibly why everyday at school is an adventure.

take this x365 days a year, for my whole sec school life.
and yeah.
you dont know one lah. HAHA

why not try to have a day without ttm-ing.
and say bye for a change.

2008-07-24T01:12:00.001+08:00

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LOL.
oblivious

2008-07-21T02:50:00.003+08:00

MADA MADA DANE.

no one must know.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy soooooooo ssssseriiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

2008-07-18T20:42:00.000+08:00

self denial.
alteration.
suitable.
time's ticking.

2008-07-18T01:55:00.006+08:00

Just.For.Laughs.
this minky guy got hold on angel and zaisheng's email, added them as well.
"She's" a foreign trader and is very keen on the job.

she started to talk to me.
and this is how it went.

Mong Xiong = Me.
Minky = Weirdo.

(2:26 AM) minky: hello,nice to see you again

(2:29 AM) mong xiong.: greetings earthling

(2:31 AM) minky: would you mind chating with me?

(2:32 AM) mong xiong.: would you mind chatting with bobby?

(2:32 AM) minky: never mind
(2:32 AM) minky: are u a bobby?

(2:32 AM) mong xiong.: yes
(2:33 AM) mong xiong.: my name is bobby.
(2:33 AM) mong xiong.: what is your name and what is on your mind

(2:35 AM) minky: i looked for dictinary just now,it says "bobby" means police
(2:35 AM) minky: :)

(2:35 AM) mong xiong.: huh. bobby is a name
(2:35 AM) mong xiong.: check the dictionary again.

(2:36 AM) minky: sorry,maybe i made a miatake,nice to meet you,bobby

(2:37 AM) mong xiong.: nice to meet you too.
(2:37 AM) mong xiong.: mr .. ?

(2:37 AM) minky: xiong

(2:37 AM) mong xiong.: Are you very xiong?
(2:37 AM) mong xiong.: cause i checked the dictionary and xiong means fierce

(2:39 AM) minky: in my country xiong means panda
(2:39 AM) minky: xiong is my last name

(2:39 AM) mong xiong.: Interesting.
(2:39 AM) mong xiong.: panda. i like kungfu panda.
(2:40 AM) mong xiong.: what country do you derive from?

(2:40 AM) minky: China
(2:40 AM) minky: and u?

(2:40 AM) mong xiong.: Palau Ubin
(2:40 AM) mong xiong.: How old are you?

(2:41 AM) minky: 21
(2:41 AM) minky: and u

(2:41 AM) mong xiong.: 18 and legal.
(2:41 AM) mong xiong.: i'm female. you?
(2:41 AM) mong xiong.: male?

(2:42 AM) minky: i am female,too
(2:42 AM) minky: i didn't heard of your country before

(2:43 AM) mong xiong.: cool.
(2:43 AM) mong xiong.: yes. its a far away country of the eastern area.
(2:43 AM) mong xiong.: you'll have trouble finding

(2:44 AM) minky: my country is also in the eastern area
(2:44 AM) minky: what do u do ?

(2:45 AM) mong xiong.: fasinating, perhaps our two countries can collaborate, join forces and learn about each other's culture.
(2:45 AM) mong xiong.: my profession is a model.
(2:46 AM) mong xiong.: i am currently undergoing a modeling shoot at pulau ubin, its called YOG , Young/Oh-So-Sexy/Gorgeous

(2:47 AM) minky: cool
(2:48 AM) minky: i think you may be a very beautiful lady

(2:48 AM) mong xiong.: haha, yes. the rumours are true.
(2:48 AM) mong xiong.: they say i cause explosions in the gutters of males when they see me
(2:48 AM) mong xiong.: but please, no more praise and compliments. my nature is shy.

(3:04 AM) minky: sorry,i was a little busy just now

(3:04 AM) mong xiong.: oh. were you doing something kinky?

(3:05 AM) minky: no,and u?

(3:05 AM) mong xiong.: pehaps. maybe
(3:05 AM) mong xiong.: would you like the honest answer or the dishonest one

(3:11 AM) minky: of course,the honest one

(3:12 AM) mong xiong.:yes i was.
(3:12 AM) mong xiong.: guility as a girl can be!

(3:15 AM) minky: guility ?
(3:15 AM) minky: what does this word mean?

(3:20 AM) mong xiong.: it sort of means horny
(3:21 AM) mong xiong.: and the same time geek
(3:21 AM) mong xiong.: sometimes happy
(3:21 AM) mong xiong.: and other times confused

(3:21 AM) minky: i see
(3:22 AM) minky: are u interested in foreign goods?

(3:23 AM) mong xiong.: what do you mean foreign goods?

(3:25 AM) minky: foreign trade
(3:25 AM) minky: i am a foreign trade seller

(3:25 AM) mong xiong.: wow!
(3:25 AM) mong xiong.: you sound indian.
(3:26 AM) mong xiong.: muthu.
(3:26 AM) mong xiong.: what kind of trade do you do?

(3:26 AM) minky: no, i am a chinese
(3:26 AM) minky: our products include Shoes，Clothes，Jeans，Pants，Underwear，Handbags，Wallets，Watches，Caps，Sunglasses,Electronics，etc
(3:26 AM) minky: maybe there're something you will be interested in

(3:28 AM) mong xiong.: i see.
(3:28 AM) mong xiong.: im interested in something special.
(3:29 AM) mong xiong.: something, the world has never seen before.
(3:29 AM) mong xiong.: something. unique.

(3:30 AM) minky: like what?

(3:32 AM) mong xiong.: do you have any mystical items?

(3:33 AM) minky: would you like to give me more details?

(3:35 AM) mong xiong.: do you have weapons?
(3:35 AM) mong xiong.: mystic staffs?
(3:35 AM) mong xiong.: legendary creatures?

(3:36 AM) minky: sorry,i haven't
(3:37 AM) minky: would you like to recommend some of your frinends who may be interested in my products to me

(3:38 AM) mong xiong.: okay.
(3:38 AM) mong xiong.: do you have books by the way?

(3:38 AM) minky: thank u
(3:38 AM) minky: books?

(3:40 AM) mong xiong.: yes
(3:40 AM) mong xiong.: nursery rhymes?
(3:40 AM) mong xiong.: story books?

(3:40 AM) minky: no
(3:40 AM) minky: you may give someone's msn to me

(3:40 AM) mong xiong.: sports equpiment?

(3:41 AM) minky: no, we have sports shoes and clothes

(3:43 AM) mong xiong.: why are you in this business?
(3:43 AM) mong xiong.: are you done with studying?

(3:44 AM) minky: in fact,i graduate from school in last month.then i become a new foreign trade seller,i am searching for customers who are interested in our products,but many days have past i haven't find anyone yet,it means i will be fired by my boss,so i am a little sad

(3:46 AM) mong xiong.: a little sad?
(3:46 AM) mong xiong.: perhaps it is time to change company.
(3:47 AM) mong xiong.: there is this great company that caters to sad people.
(3:47 AM) mong xiong.: it's called the EC

(3:47 AM) minky: i like my job,i think it's a challenge to me
(3:48 AM) minky: finding out the first people to buy something from me is very important

(3:50 AM) mong xiong.: but you get sad from rejection.
(3:50 AM) mong xiong.: the Emo Company can help you out.
(3:50 AM) mong xiong.: with definate sales in depression and sadness
(3:51 AM) mong xiong.: The challenge is never enough

(3:52 AM) minky: maybe
(3:53 AM) minky: but i really want to find out some one no matter how many

(4:03 AM) mong xiong.: i see.

well i had to go (: so sign out! it was getting late.

goodnight to all.

2008-07-16T00:36:00.002+08:00

the cute dimple that goes perfect with that smile.

i'll post one of the most unforgetable experiences that happened to me today , another time (:

2008-07-15T02:53:00.008+08:00

presentation fun.
hope dont get penalised cause we were so noisy (:

i have fun being an ah beng for a while.

esthor and thor-een. i thought they were normal.

apparently not.
dulan ah lians in disguise.

and cute jocelyn. haha
nonsense.

we won republic poly today (:
good job to all!
haha.
presentation tmr again!

2008-07-13T20:00:00.003+08:00

you're as queer as a nine bob note.

2008-07-12T02:13:00.001+08:00

time and tide, waits for no man.

stop believing everything you hear lah naive feiwen!!

2008-07-11T00:21:00.002+08:00

youuuuuu would never ask me whyyyy
my heart is so disguised
i would rather hurt myself
than to ever make you cry
there's nothing left to try
though it's gonna hurt us both.

Air Supply - Goodbye

i was naive.
now i wont believe anything anymore.

lai lai sat sat lai!
ah ah sa la kao!
(the above statement is my own version of saying in chinese. please do not laugh at the above or you will face a death penalty)

2008-07-08T02:47:00.003+08:00

a pause.
until next time

toodles my noodles (:

2008-07-07T04:41:00.002+08:00

congrats to NADAL.
you.are.pawnage.

2008-07-07T02:10:00.003+08:00

the events i enjoyed today
completing SIT part
movie
jap pasta dinner
bus ride home
((:

but the later night.
i cant rememeber the last time i was this angry.
.
it reminds me of my theft school incidient long ago.
i conclude that i really really really really really hate to be falsely accused.
it's queer of how many nonsencial assumptions my past relationship had.
and somehow , i fight for what i believe.

i dont know why, despite all that, im still trying save this.

just give in.

do it.

if it wasnt so hard the last time, why should this or the future be any different?

2008-07-06T14:44:00.004+08:00

MR DEEDS.

hard to breathe, feels like floating,
so full of love, my heart's exploding.

Mouth is dry, hands are shaking,
my heart is yours, for the taking.

Acting weird, not myself,
dancing around, like the Keebler elf.

Finally time, for this poor shlub to know how it feels to fall in "lub"

yes indeed. if you only knew.

PS: I OVERSLEPT! c.r.a.p!

2008-07-06T03:27:00.003+08:00

saturday.
a tiresome day of combing orchard road.
yonex to stadium to worldofsports to adidas to nike. oh darn.
finally choose one design (:
i thought the stupid dinner grandfather's dinner was today.
curses.
anyway went to indo-queen's house late.
sawIV. girls shutting their eyes. guys peeling open.
it was pretty good. haha. plus some INDO ADULT COLLECTION VOLUME 2.
HAHAHA
(:
mahjong till quite late. (im getting better, nipples, blank tiles, carpet, pong pong pong)
and supper at hk cafe. (milk tea, peanut butter bread)
(:
and off to bed!
perhaps tomorrow hancock (:

sorry kaili.
miscomm.

2008-07-05T02:45:00.005+08:00

it's been a while since i blogged (:
haha
quite alot of major things happening with projects.
test results are back.
average :(
but got to work harder.
nonsensical apel days / all wear black.
celebration outing for kaili and zixin's bday.
napfa run (: i got a silver !
so............goodbye 1month+ extra of physical training.

ha.

even to those who didnt make it , you guys did your best!
haha
doreen's 2.4 fail by 30 secs. pz by FOUR SECONDS. aww, kaili esther zixin jocelyn. all good effort! nelson's sbj. plus angel's impressive silver as well and pris (:
haha
but it was fun lah.
running, doing nonsense.
though it lasted so long.

today after lessons, went out for dinner at tm (:
dinner was at that ramen place.
extreme amusement of shopping and wandering later.
some of them wanted to go back watch 9pm chinese drama show/go home/got dinner at home
so left with the indoqueen baoberr and ahbengwilliam.
we decided to watch "you dont mess with zohan"
haha

angel was vibrating the chair. haha giggling to herself alot.
its that kind of show with absolutely pure plain lame nonsense humour.
so i enjoyed it , it was unbelievably nonsense.
haha

PS: the actress is HOT. a triple-t.

here (:

see more? lol.

oh no. i must resist the temptation of cheating on my wife, jessica alba.
she recently sent me some photos.
:)

i wonder what's she doing now.
i'm going to give her my daily goodnight call !! HAHAHA
goodnight! (:

2008-07-03T00:24:00.002+08:00

its been a while since i posted.

many IJs, project work.

everyday's a tiring day :(

nafa soon as well.

this wednesday TP VS ITE.

come support with POMS POMS!

(: hahahaha

goodnight!

lyrics!

and you come to me on a summer's breeze
keep me warm in your love and you softly leave
and its me you need to show
how deep is your love
lala doo dee dum.
(:

2008-06-29T21:00:00.003+08:00

some things just never change.
haha.
(:

2008-06-23T21:59:00.004+08:00

today (:
first day of school.
body : extremely tired.
but anyway. i was digging through some old photos. (PURPOSE? you'll find out)
that brought back some amazing laughs and memories. HAHA

therefore i humbly present : WEIWEN'S CHILDHOOD.
Very little description needed (:
-i took them with phone camera (: so forgive the blurness.

There were two supermans then

My cousin retired. so i took over.
said the pledge and vowed my allience to Singapore

well. i ate alot

really alot. (and i enjoyed it, if i may say so)

nope! you'll never see me sick of food.

i was VERY VERY FLEXIBLE.
i could have joined the olympics.

my ass was so smooth and firm.
oh yeah. thats hot.
doesnt it make you want to squeeze it?
no?
just a little bit?
pinch?
(: haha

dude, that is not my dad. what the.

i often gazed at the wonders of life itself.
or...........................
maybe i was lost.

and the good news.
i.found.her
HAHA
childhood sweetheart.
-
guess! (:
sorry for the lousy blur photo though :(

i'll post more in future (: perhaps.
toodles my noodles

2008-06-22T14:21:00.003+08:00

in remembrance of

Air Supply The Power Of Love
(You Are My Lady) (:

this goes out to JESSICA ALBA.
haha.
marry me.

2008-06-22T12:50:00.016+08:00

:)
just some updates on how i spent my week.
monday : stayover tennis camp!
quite fun (:
training was tough cause it started at 9am. haha
i was naturally late. lol.
during stayover, we walked around, had crap macs for supper. got to the freshies more.
yes. quite crazy as well. haha

(we slept in dance studio)

so ended that night of cam-whoring secret session.haha
wednesday was bonding day
so we went bowling, iceskating, and watched get smart movie (:
we only have pics of the iceskating though haha.

overall the camp was a success (:
haha
i guess.
i thoroughly enjoyed myself then.
and now there's so much projects.

saturday:
went to watch the long await airsupply concert
with kaili and her friend shiqi.
sorry x99 late :(
the concert soo cool.
the old people can still sing so well.
haha unique voice as well.
alarmingly entertaining.
(:
and they're going to release another album soon. woot.

hulk perhaps later!

behind your mask lays a hidden sphere
that may one day cause all detour
as time flies forward, the colour shows.
in the light. thus i see behold below.
as last rumoured, was a duet.
the decision i made - i did not regret.

weiwen shakespear indeed. haha

2008-06-18T02:12:00.002+08:00

finally a break from tennis camp (:
sleeping in the dance studio can certainly not beat my comfortable bed. haha
(:
got to know the new funny freshies better.
lots of events and trends began.
love.
gossip.
tp 3am.
free.
emo.
nonsense.

some people's thinking will always remain the same.
why should anyone be any different.

2008-06-16T03:19:00.005+08:00

events for today!
:)
church. suprise!
restringing racket. bumping to gay kenneth low as kallang leisure park.
tennis tennis :)
frog porridage with added si chuan soup and white horfun! and lots of funny events such as lights-vehicle/sexy prostitude/bangla-cycling/no-car-park.
xie xie miss ladylike.
haha :)
so ends all birthday celebrations!
thanks to ALL! :)

tennis camp from monday to friday.
oh what tiresome :(

On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.

what the/solve the riddle?

can you understand?

what a v world.

2008-06-15T04:05:00.000+08:00

143.
222.
07734.

the numbers with meanings.

2008-06-14T01:24:00.005+08:00

and my family's digging the old dvds of when i was a baby.
thank goodness anyone else wasnt here to watch it :)
so embarrassing.

took it from my N_GG_R friend Js.

1. Real name - Wei Wen

2. Nickname - I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION. if not everyone will start :)

3. Married - secretly. only a few know who's my wife.

4. Male or Female - Male. . . . . . or am i?

5. Highschool - ACS Barker (:

6. College - in tp lah!

7. Short or long hair - medium.

8. Are you a health freak - i dont think so. haha

9. Height - 1.83m or something.

10. Do you have a crush on someone - is it obvious? haha

11. Do you like yourself - can you even dont like yourself? then you'll kill yourself.

12. Piercings - nope . . . . . . . . or do i ?

13. Righty or Lefty - LEFT. yes, i rock.

FIRST'S
14. First surgery - erm. while i was young i rode a bike and crashed to the gate. (brakes werent working) haha.

15. First piercing(s) - Nope! . . . . . . . . . . .. . or do i ?

16. First person you see in the morning - it changes everyday. sometimes mom, sis, GRANDMA

17. First award - i cant recall. kindergarden?

18. First sport you joined - table tennis?

19. First pet - Fish! or maybe hamsters.

20. First vacation - australia? when i was sooo young

21. First concert - I can't remember as well. kindergarden?

CURRENTLY
23. Eating - nothing

24. Drinking - nothing

25. I'm about to - stone, fart, shit, poop, vomit, jump, scream, shout, wail, cry, sing.

YOUR FUTURE
26. Want kids - as many as the eye can see.

27. Want to get married - indeed.

28. Careers in mind - lets keep this to the future (:

WHICH ONE IS BETTER
29. Lips or eyes - Eyes. but then lips also. BOTH okay?

30. Hugs or kisses - Both an entirely different feeling?

31. Shorter or taller - i'm bias. TALL!

32. Romantic or spontaneous - romantic! (: if you're romantic. you're spontaneous silly.

33. Sensitive or loud - sensitive to a certain extent.

34. Trouble maker or hesitant - whyyyyyyy hesitate.......................

HAVE YOU EVER
35. Kissed a stranger - nope, and yes. my first one's a mystery that i've yet to ..uncover. so actually i can consider that.

36. Drank bubbles - what the deuce?

37. Lost glasses/contacts - broken. not lost.

38. Ran away from home - yup. my grandma tried to cane me for not closing the fridge, but i didnt even touch it. I HAD TO RUN away. the CANE was coming. hahaha

39. Liked someone younger - pedofile? no

40. Liked someone older - hello. definately?

41. Broken someone's heart - unfortunately. uh-huh

42. Been arrested - only in the name of LOVE. haha cheesy.

43. Cried when someone died - yes? what kind of human ARE YOU!

44. Liked a friend - ooooohhhh. never. if it'll destroy the friendships.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
45. Yourself - yes sir

46. Miracles - yes sir, i know its true.

47. Heaven - yes sir.

48. Santa clause - no sir no sir, 3 bags full.

49. Angels - well.i've found one :)

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
50. Is there one person you want to be with right now - truthfully? i need a gps.

51. Do you believe in God - YES.

52. Tag 5 people - darn. where areeeeeeee youuuuuuu.

IM DONE.
:)
music blasting. BOOM SHAKA LAKA.
neighbours waking up.

eeeeeeehhhh ooh lalala.
girl.
this girl stuck on my ella ella elevator.
(this song only the chorus is nice.lame)

dum dee dum.
i hope you know
i hope you know
we'll play jacks and uno cards.
.
and i'm placing my big fat WILD CARD. haha!
-how deep is your love.

new songs thanks to kaili !

plus bday party tmr :) woots.

good night.

2008-06-12T14:46:00.003+08:00

WEDNESDAY.
(:
kungfu panda with pz and i late and resulted to taking a cab.
goodnews appeared as during the movie sentosa called.
and i got accepted into sip :) :)
of course many thanks to tim.haha

movie was pretty funny. worth the 6bucks.
not really for 10bucks.haha
then doreen and esther joined in after the movie!
we went to minds cafe to play nonsense bang-bang-bone-grabbing-mining-saboteur games.
haha, but it got infested with flies too much so we left.
to PS to eat! with kaili arriving as well. haha
andddddd after eating everyone went back.
-----------------------------------------------
darn ps and pz- speaking in unknown tongues of chicken chop and baked beans. +coke
fish and chips and chicken rice and long lost kway teow.
HAHAHA.
what smart people.
i only managed to figured it out towards when everyone was leaving already.
sorry, i cant eat any part.
or it wont be a happy meal anymore.
and i cant allow that. aha
haha. for the better isnt it?
sacrifice! wooga-chaka.

MAMBO AFTERWARDS.
4 words to describe it.

CROWDED.
GOOD MUSIC.
WHY-IN-THE-WORLD-DID-THINGS-BECOME-LIKE-THAT-IN-THE-END

.
haha
excellent songs. square rooms, you spin me right round , mercy, electric dreams, ymca, etc
i was thereeeeeeeeeee.
and then the things turned around.
sorry to the other groups of friends- :(

NOW we' (10 of us) should all set tonight as the last time to go to emo.bridge.behind.zouk.
before this starts a tradition/routine.
just stay on the floor and listen to great music.
.
i see (due to last night) that i have a VERY different perception of life COMPARED TO EMO PEOPLE.
and now, a different perception OF emo people. (as well).
i've listened for too long.

just remember what i've said.
if you cant. then i cant help.
.
ENOUGH, kindly.
.
tennis later :)
baby where do you get you your body from.
i certainly know its not your ma-ma. haha

2008-06-11T04:43:00.003+08:00

talking to angel till 5am, about childhood,suicides,love,pink shirts,miss A,miss B
made me recall back, an old kindergarden love.
alicia. (which i probably wont see again)

haha.i need to find old photos
aww. so young.

2008-06-11T03:21:00.003+08:00

SO............
i watched sex and the city today.
a girl show. the woman are too old for me to fantasize.

this one is the best already lah (: heh
but i must say their fashion sense is almost perfect.
hot. and always mixture of variety.

tennis training later at 6pm :)
and im pretty tired from running and running and running.
tomorrow kungfun panda (:
woots!

2008-06-10T01:55:00.003+08:00

okay.
3 celebrations over.
2 more to go next week.
haha i'm having a ball of a time. only 20 once.
so enjoy it (:
pictures pictures!
haha.
-----------------------------
SATURDAY:
all night party till 8am sunday at fiona's house!
bang bang chick chick!
really crazy. fiona doesnt even remember much. but thanks for organising it for us!
great effort and work. you're the best (:

pictures to rememeber that event.
fiona really plans uber well. haha

a badge she made for the party.

a certi she made as well. haha

i stayed at simpang area till 8am.
then off to school for some thing tournoment thing :(

which leads to
SUNDAY. :
my bday (:
--------------
church after the tennis thing. followed by lunch at thai express.
extremely tired and worn out.
next!
outing celebration at night with old crazy classmates.
5 star chicken rice.
forwarded by driving to cemetries, kranji,boon lay, desserted spooky areas of singapore
did some car hopping/jumping and coke mentos experiments :)

pictures and video!

MARK PEEING outside barker road. HAHA

chilling outside barker (:

slacking outside waffletown and 7eleven!

asriel coke mentos experiment

another pic of that experiment

kranji- boonlay area.
totally desserted!

lol.

sweet memories

at some island far far far far away

videos of the car jumping (:
car jump 1

car jump 2

YES. we are fully aware that our lives were at stake.
and YES.
we're 999999% CRAZYYY
ta da!
the end for the day.
the rest went to eat bar chor mee at upper thomson.
woots i should go there. good food (: but it was too late in the morning already.

-------------------
MONDAY :
went to sentosa with nana (:
then almost got lost. travelled around.
interview was pretty mad cause 4 people sat around me :(
asking me difficult questions.
i just hope i make it. haha.
sadly due to this i couldnt make it for my class ubin's trip
but nevermind :( another day.
haha then some shopping at vivo.
me and fiona wore something similar and took a pic :) :)

yeah. she's the best (i say it again) haha (:

then off to home to prepare for classmates coming over.
thanks all who came!
:) :) :)
i dont have photos yet.
later sent them home and finally
after 4 days. i can get a good SLEEP.
:)
tennis starts tomorrow.
time to train.
i've had blast birthday celebrations.
thanks to everyone (:

TOODLES MY NOODLES EVERYONE!!!!!!!

2008-06-09T18:43:00.004+08:00

OMG I HAVE SO MUCH TO BLOG FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS. HAHAHA
:)
photos and such.
it's been ULTIMATE TIRING, with almost zero sleep.
my classmates are coming over now, so i'll continue later :)
but in the mean time. i saw kaili's blog.
quite amusing quiz. hahah dont mind if i dooooo :)

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

................................

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

i was superman. then i saved the earth.

3. What will your dream wedding be like?

unique. pots and pans. wildlife animals. tribal-jungle people dancing around. HAHA

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

no?

5. What's your ideal lover like?

HAHA. the five-ple Ts.
and no smoking (:

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

both the same (: and both are each other's blessings

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

a famous quote : turn of the tide, wait for no one.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? wait?wont happen.
how do you like a person who's attached?
tsk. if yes. then you suck.

9. Is being tagged fun?

no i wasnt. so i actually just stole this from someone. so yeah.
but this thing is pretty fun.

10. How do you see yourself in ten years time?

bond.james bond.

11. Who are currently the most important people to you?

family.friends?

12. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?

i didnt get tagged as i mentioned. haha so..............

13. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?

a difficult choice of happiness.
:)
its like asking pretty girl-bad personaility or ugly girl-good personaility.
i guess if you're single and rich you can get married. then be happy. lol.
so....option 1.

14. What's the first thing you do every morning?

open my eyes.

15. Would you give it all in a relationship?

if the juice is worth the squeeze.

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

you cant fall in love with two people. haha
only infauations.
-.-
and it depends. no two are alike :)

17. What type of friends do you like?
all that speak english and arent mute.

18. What type of friends do you dislike?
attention-seeking-attitude-problem-players-ahbengs-with-a-mix-of-lying-backstabbers-lazy-nadens.

but technically. i dont have friends of that sort.
so i cant really dislike them :)

PARTY TIME! CONTINUE LATER!

2008-06-07T15:35:00.002+08:00

HELLO.
what an insane night.
i hardly slept. "supposed to be in school at 8.30am"
but evon and doreen were right. i cmi.
therefore, arise at last! it is 3.40pm.
my apologises :(

last night- indiana jones movie.
hkcafe dinner.
pool.
suprise!! happy birthday dennis (:
you have seriously 0 percent girl-sense. so get get TUTION.
seriously.
haha.even nard was amazed i think. lol!
:)
nonetheless.
a fun filled night.
and tonight- i'm supposed to wear school uniform back to the party.
oh man.
how.
old school.
haha
TILL THEN :)
toodles my noodles.

2008-06-06T03:47:00.002+08:00

PS: oh yay sentosa called me for interview for my sip
on monday :) but ubin trip!
oooohh you touch my tralala (:
mmm! my ding ding dong.
hope hope pray pray i get it (:

2008-06-05T23:30:00.003+08:00

exams are over!
and now to hope for the best in the results (:
did events quiz after test. which was amusingly funny, everyone shouting out answers.
then had a class outing (:
forced along with the guys to watch maid of honour.
a chick-flick.
guys - bored out of their minds and jm wanting to sleep.
-
conclusion from movie : a guy, can never be best friends with a girl without falling in love with her- somehow. haha :) uhhhhhh-huhhhhhhhhh.
-
dinner at some jappy place.
some split off home/ktv
walked to ps. and shopping!
thanks to ps and jenny for good taste.
haha
:)
finally got my sister something.
starbucks after that (:
and home sweet home.
NIGHT - young,very young.
but tired from waking up so darn early today.

tomorrow- another exciting day awaits! :)

2008-06-04T21:52:00.005+08:00

Wonderful - Everclear

an old song.
i heard it while watching a clip from "40days and 40nights"
.
emo people should listen to this. LOL.
h.e.p club

last paper tomorrow (:
and i pray i dont oversleep.
-last incident (club and resort) haha
awaking with full of panic is not a nice feeling
:)
CELEBRATION IN 12 HOURS! :)

2008-06-04T01:16:00.001+08:00

EXAMS. so so so tricky.
:( pray for the best.

CAN YOU RESIST IT MY FRIENDS.
CAN YOU?

2008-05-30T23:46:00.002+08:00

TODAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTHER.
hope you like the suprise.
the stack of chairs i made you as present.
lol.
tutorials were kinda draggy :(
after that went to meet nigger to study MA.
MA MA MA MA.
i'm sick of it.
stupid indirect costs and direct costs.
cant you all be direct? why so indirect.
got something to hide is it.
I WILL HUNT YOU.

on the way back.
i bought chocolate sundae.
woots.delicious.
then decided to cab back
there were like 8 people in the queue
then this indian/malay. (couldnt tell. obviously)
was like in such a hurry to go.
he just cut the queue. like in font of all of us.
then try and get a cab.
in the queue, there were adult ah bengs. going like OEIIIIIIII OEEEEEEEI.
haha so he didnt get to steal the cabs.

boy the indian/malay guy was pissed.
i cannot say anything nor comment.
cause recently i saw a newspaper article that someone got into trouble for giving racist comments.
so.
i'm
_____ wah lao ______ no wonder _______ hahaha____

:)
cont- later (:

2008-05-29T20:44:00.003+08:00

oversleeping past lecture :(
and ma study after that.oh my.
dinner and accompany with porky at bedok for her pants -.- haha :):)
thanks for lift

the word game with jenny pz puisaw angel :
(appears we can only study for a certain duration before needing a distraction)
here goes.

*NOTE PS: Due to certain unforseen circumstances, names and experiences mentioned below are purely fictional. -Certain names must be changed.

Puisaw was feeling sleep when suddenly she fell into a wet dream of ***** kissing her on the hand. Zaisheng was nearb shitting in his pants. Just then, ******* went to zaisheng and started eating his shit, ******** also willingly licked zaisheng's ass and went over to peixiu and kiss. Zaisheng is jealous that his eye-candy, ********** chose to kill peixiu over him, so he forced his penis, which is very small compared to *********'s very huge papaya size and out of shape's penis. *****, his bff is jealous after finding out they had intercourse and decided to penetrate zaisheng's anal. Zaisheng returned the favour by licking ********'s ears and continously smacking his huge ass. Wei Wen got so jealous and force his penis into *******'s ass before the 3 of them got exhausted and stop. **** gets horny and decided to join in the fun! BUT! they needed some female homosaphians, so jenny offered herself in and pulled angel in , peixiu felt left out and decided to do something sexy in order to get ******'s attention. An unforgetable orgy experience erupted and shall forever be cherished.

PS: ****** and ******* - must be remained confidential. no. of stars are not accurate- mostly.

2008-05-29T03:08:00.002+08:00

the smell of your skin lingers on me now.
you're probably on your flight back to your home town.

so big girls dont cry!

2008-05-29T01:57:00.004+08:00

a short recollection of events.
may28.
-
school, tm with jenny angel pz puisaw, whacky, pink top (HAHA), chocolate sundae, bus 10, and i walked home again. SUPRISE :)

may29.
CB CB.
consumer behaviour tutorial and lecture. (: incredibly boring.
however, a fun aftermath with kaili on adventure to find legendary cable of ipod connector.
simlim-bugis area.
in the end, instead sidetracked to $30 (one fifth) the price of a new fm transmittor ipod.
mr.busy shirt.
hk coffee+milk tea dinner. (first time)
and bus 23 back.
the chat was long.
long enough.
but worth the cab home.
so :))

i currently stink, and i need lots of soapy :)
goodnighty.
oh pangsai-eee.
PS: and i shall never step on sai. again.

2008-05-28T02:53:00.003+08:00

it sucks.
because i can never say why

and its got to remain like that. or it'll be ruined.

PS: im so darn hungry now i could eat a cow, pig, and chicken.

2008-05-26T19:11:00.002+08:00

unusual turn of events.
S.I.T test today.
it was okay (:
although alot of studied questions didnt even come out.
haha
dinner opposite school later.
i ordered and finshed half a chicken on my own, with added roasted pork.
and i think something's wrong with me after i ate that.
my nose started feeliing funny. (not exactly itchy).
i've caught the bird flu or something. haha oh no.
or either that i'm allegic to someone or something. haha.
and suprisingly, i walked home today.
from the 15 bus-stop.
(note : first time)
odd.

-cont later.

2008-05-25T17:10:00.006+08:00

you spin me right round baby, right round.
like a record baby, right round, round round.

something is wrong with my computer's chinese language.
this stinks.
no fun!.
continuation-later.

and i'm back.
its 4.30am
haha, for 3 hours spent at hkcafe.

studying with nigger pz ahbeng gang fighter.

S.I.T stinks.sucks.cursessss. haha

mik tea and peanut butter french toast.
yeah it pawns.
:)
all the best for tests tomorrow (:
haha

2008-05-25T04:33:00.003+08:00

WOOTS!
:)
combine hillsongs concert + chompchomp.
just my ideal way of spending the day.

relief.

2008-05-23T22:45:00.000+08:00

and it isnt always good to be the invisible-wall overhearing.
.
.com cancelled. a waste.

2008-05-23T02:53:00.002+08:00

faster end tomorrow i pray.

dotcom at pasir ris.

awaiting till clock strikes twelve.

more than i can say.

2008-05-21T23:22:00.004+08:00

the mistake to let the feeling grow from the start.
humour for your tumour.

2008-05-21T02:28:00.003+08:00

short posts ahead.
satuday.
attica, the land of ang-mohs, hotness, and blinding lightning strikes from above.
just a couple of photos :)
not posting all (:

superman,wonderwoman,flash

girls.

guys.forever cherished char siew pao.
--
sunday.
church.tennis.dinnerssss. guai.
--
monday.
hunting items,meatball,shopping,movie,frog porrid. (:
a fun exhuasting travelling.
--
tuesday.
overslept school.downtown east.arcade bumping.tennis training.supper (HMMs).late night.
.
goodnight
off to gotham city.

2008-05-17T14:05:00.003+08:00

tonnnnnniiiiggggggghhhhhttttttt is the niggggggghhhhhtttttt

wheeeeeennnnnnnn 22222 beccccommmeee 1111111

are you spicey.

or salty.

or sweet.

yummy.

super greato delicious.

2008-05-16T22:51:00.001+08:00

you got my attention at hello
we had this connection that wouldn’t let go
there was something sexy about your voice
anything you say makes a beautiful noise

stuck in my head (: